A priest was driving
along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift
which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open
and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun looked at him and
immediately said, "Father remember
psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and
apologised profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However,he was
unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further
on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said,
"Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologised.
"Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun
got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the
church, the priest rushed to retrieve the bible and looked up psalm 129. It
said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
Always be well informed in your
job, or you might miss a great opportunity.
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