The Priest and Nun

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun looked at him and immediately said,  "Father remember psalm 129?"

The priest was flustered and apologised profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However,he was unable to remove his eyes from  her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"

Once again the priest apologised. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve the bible and looked up psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:

Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity.

Genie and Manager

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!"says the admin clerk "I  want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the  world.

Poof! She's gone.

In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii,  relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an Endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.

OK, you're  up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in  the office after lunch."

Moral of story:

Always let  your boss have the first say.

Crow and Rabbit

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked  him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.